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TiK ToK by Ke$ha In honor of my MOST PLAYED SONG...

Jan 1st

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let's have a toast for the douchebags →

my last post of 2010! it’s really short because I am short on time (har har) but I’m a freak for rituals and I always have to have a last-post-of-the-year SOMEWHERE so there it is DO IT UP

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Itching

Me: I hate flying
Mom: i know. you will be fine
Me: You never know.
Mom: ya well you never know anything. i could trip while itching. then a truck could run me over.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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I love you, Dad.

Dad: What does Totes Magoats mean?
Me: Totally
Dad: Totally what?
Me: It’s just an expression. Magoets rhymes with totes so people say it.
Dad: I think life is just passing me by

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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all we care about is runway models cadillacs and... →

it’s been almost two weeks since my last blog post i’m sure everyone’s just been dying to read a new one so here you go

Dec 30th

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Froot Loops

Dad: Bring me Froot Loops
Dad: Now please
Dad: Bring them now please
Me: I just did, dad
Dad: I know I want more
Dad: Please 
 i'm sorry i can't stop reblogging these

Dec 30th

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Easier

ME: is there anyway we can call them to get the phone expedited so i have it before school?

DAD: It is easier to drive a bus into my own ass

Dec 30th

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Pretzels

Dad: Why are there pretzles all over my floor?
Me: Oops sry my friends and i were eating them last night want me to clean it up
Dad: No i 8 them.

Dec 30th

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Sleigh Rides

Dad: How was the sleigh riding
Me: umm sledding?
Dad: Ya whatever, did the plastic toboggans work well?
Me: ….SLEDS?

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Daydreams by Adele

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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theofficerecording asked: First of all, that was a gender-neutral post, so I'm not bringing up the double standard, "men = players > women = sluts" argument. Not at all related. For the record, I don't support anything with a message of misogyny, degradation or sexism.

Furthermore, no; Ke$ha isn't a skank simply because she has sex, but her willingness to pose for photos with her...

Dec 29th

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theofficerecording asked: First of all, that was a gender-neutral post, so I'm not bringing up the double standard, "men = players > women = sluts" argument. Not at all related. For the record, I don't support anything with a message of misogyny, degradation or sexism.

Furthermore, no; Ke$ha isn't a skank simply because she has sex, but her willingness to pose for photos with her...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Mike Moschetto: Ke$ha: enemy of all things musical →

mikemoschetto: Obviously, I’m biased against mainstream music, but I’m not too proud to admit when something is good, catchy or what have you. My grievances generally stem from image and marketing tactics and targeted demographics more than musical issues. For example, I can’t stand Lady Gaga because her big… lol what even is this post? since when do you hate lady gaga? you used to love...

Dec 29th

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