NURSE: Uh, sir, if you’d like to smoke, you need to be another 20 feet from the door.

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my catnip is the purest on the market

get out of my territory

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Did you ever - much to the dismay and judgment of your childhood neighbor - pick Hootie & the Blowfish over the Backstreet Boys? Did you ever listen to “Cry,” by Mandy Moore on repeat? Did you ever fantasize about falling in love by singing a duet with someone?? Does anyone even remember Enya? If so, but especially if no, read all about how these questions (and also Jason Derulo) have anything to do with me in the latest issue of Greasy!

I don’t want to live in a world where I am not Marina

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this is what http://www.nsync.com/ looks like now

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Royals | Lorde

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